Aron Beauregard, The Slob and Yellow Wow everyone, I just finished these two books by Aron Beauregard and let me tell you, if you want to be disturbed And utterly disgusted, these two are Amazing quick reads. holy shit he is". I was so shocked and disgusted by this book that I knew I had to review it (to warn people off), but its not fair to the author to do that without reading the whole work. Nothing is particularly well written. If you want good writing, and youre a woman who doesnt want to feel the authors hatred for your sex radiating off the page for you as you read give this a wide berth. And then it wasn't.Wasn't really horror or thrilling. (function () { q("f", arguments) This is where it was suggested to me to look into Aron Beauregard's "The Slob". Go look at internet cats instead. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Wow wee! They're only like 4 bucks in the Kindle store for the e book. var cookies = document.cookie.split('; '); When you enter his realm, be prepared to embrace the ugly and FEEL THE SPLATTER! (LogOut/ Her ordeal soon becomes gruelling to read the fact that she is pregnant at the time of her capture leads to the most harrowing sequences and her quirky wit feeds into the pathos. googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad(); imagine Rob Zombie on steroids. The author nailed it! This one comes up in my horror circles so often that I keep thinking hmm maybe I should read it just so I can say I did. Thank you for helping me reign that curiosity in lol. It is not full-on bizarro, but one can see the elements of that subgenre in this story. The torso and limbs had been divided up like pizza in a first-grade math problem. big yikes. Don't even bother. Needless to say, his parents were not thrilled by this tale and rather than acknowledging his creative genius suspected he might be a budding serial killer. Your life will be better without wasting the time. Loved it! Then, like a dog with a new treat, he gnawed on the rubbery skin for a while before slurping it down with all my hair like you would spaghetti. Link below. She is more worried about how her husband will feel after he sees her and all her mutilation rather than how SHE will get better or that "she must fix or help any man to get him to like me ". Her child is aborted in a way that I cant even describe here. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away. I finished a few shorter stories that Ive been working on and had another arm-wrestling practice. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's, Get started by signing in with your Amazon account. Then he forced me to watch him boil my scalp and hair. Until next time -E.B. It tries to shock and fails. The Slob. This review will likely be unpopular, and I can give Beauregard his due. If you're a fan of splatter plunk and extreme horror, this is a MUST READ! (LogOut/ var cookiePair = cookie.split('='); By that logic anyone who enjoys horror of any kind could be considered disturbed. It was very gruesome at parts and definitely not for the faint of heart. //]]> var googletag = googletag || {}; ASIN I follow his social media so I will use it to post updates on his new releases and discussions and stuff. Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations. If you're a mother like me, you will immediately know when you read it which part I'm referring to. Using your mobile phone camera, scan the code below and download the Kindle app. Which was your favorite of the two? I, wholeheartedly, don't think I could ever forget this scene as the detail it was described with made me feel as though I was a third party to the room it was happening in. , ISBN-13 The first-person perspective is brilliantly conversational, the character entertaining, relatable, and evocative. If this doesn't become a cult classic I'll eat one of 'The Slobs' home cooked meals. Or if he couldnt stop them, maybe he could at least find a way to pacify them. If you're a mother like me, you will immediately know when you read it which part I'm referring to. Cancel anytime. Specifically, the part wherein the protagonist refuses to eat, so The Slob ties her up to a bed, rapes her with the meat, forces her to eat it, kills her unborn child, and makes her eat that for dessert. //